5 React2 – Mint

5 React2 - MintFlavor: Although Wrigley’s would like you to believe that this is some life-changing, personalized gum-chewing experience, it’s just mint. Undefinable, even – there’s no definite type of mint, here… nary a pepper- or spear- or even winter. Just. Mint. And it’s a very, very mild mint, at that. I’m chewing it right now, and I can still taste the Cheddar Horseradish Kettle Chips I ate an hour ago. If that’s your thing, you’ll enjoy this, but I prefer a cooler, crisper, more refreshing blast of flavor in my mints.

Texture: Unspectacular. Way too soft – little strings of it get stuck in my dental work, and weirdly bumpy. When I took it out of my mouth to investigate the bumps, and stretched it between my fingers there were all kinds of little white flaky gobs in it. What the hell is that? It’s gross. I guess the gobbies might go away with prolonged chewing, but I don’t know what would define “prolonged” as I’ve chewed for 15 minutes or longer and they were still there, in some form.

Presentation: I always love 5 packages. Sleek and awesome-looking. A long time ago, back when the React line was first released, a fan wrote to us to tell us that the little thumb-print on the back of the pack changed colors like a mood ring. I never shared that little tidbit because I could never get it to happen. Either 5 slowly rolled out the mood packages, or my fingers were always too frigid (which is entirely possible). But check it out – the package totally changes color!

5 React2 - Mint

Other than the cool packaging, I just don’t know about this. The gum itself remains a weird black color, which is just unsettling. Why black?

Overall: I dunno, I guess as a gum this is alright. It’s certainly nothing special, despite the cool packaging. I’m still mad at 5 for this whole React thing, and now they’ve gone and slapped a “2” on the package and want you to think that it’s something entirely different. Well, here’s the thing: It’s not. It’s the same mediocre crap with a “2” slapped on it. Well, React, here’s your “2” slapped right back at ya:

Rating: oo (two gumballs)